Medical Jokes

A midget walks into the doctors and says, Doc, I've got these fking
itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching.
The Doc says, I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya
So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his
eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes.
The doc finishes and says, How's that?
The midget says, fking brilliant, what did you do?
The Doc says, I trimmed back your high boots

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