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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a
woman with whom he may commiserate. After a wild night of getting it on,
it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and
Mike are having a conversation.

She says, Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and
bad news for you. Which would you like first?

Mike thinks for a moment and says, What the hell, give me the good news.

She tells him, The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson.

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