Marriage & Relationship Jokes

I've had it with my wife. said the one drinking buddy to the
other. I'm filing for an divorce.

Sorry to hear that pal. said his partner. May I ask why?

I found her supply of birth control pills. said the first.

Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can't
see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin.

It ain't just that. stormed Frank. I had a vasectomy over five
years ago.

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