Children Jokes

Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a
city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teacher, What's
that, Miss?
Miss decides to play a word game with him and says, That's what your
Daddy calls Mummy, Tommy.
Tommy thinks for a moment and then says, I'm not stupid Miss, I know that
ain't a fking pig!

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