Marriage & Relationship Jokes

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn
in as American citizens.
It is wonderful, the husband exclaimed. We are American citizens at
last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?
Yes, you male chauvinist pig, his wife replied. Tonight, you cook
dinner and I get on top!

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