Travel Jokes

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the intercom, Ladies and gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293,
nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!

Silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, Ladies
and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I
was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and
spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my
pants!

A passenger in Coach said, That's nothing. He should see the
back of mine!

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