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A man receives a phone call and is devastated to hear on the other end is the emergency room.


He is told that his wife has been in a terrible accident and that he must rush to the hospital.


Upon arriving he is approached by a doctor who, with a solemn look upon his face, says that his wife has been paralyzed from the neck down and that he will have to take care of her forever.


He goes on to say that the wife will no longer be able to feed, bathe, go to the bathroom, do the dishes, clean, and any other normal behavior and again that he will have to wait on her hand and foot until the end.


The man bows his head in sadness when the doctor hits him on the arm and laughs saying, Naw man, I'm just kidding, she's dead.

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