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Three dogs are sittting in a vet's office.


The first dog says Yesterday I chewed up my master's slipper, so I am here to be put to sleep.


The second dog says Yesterday my master left me alone in the house and I was so annoyed that I po*ped all over the bedroom, so I am here to be put to sleep.


The third dog, a large golden retriever, says I don't hava master, but I have a beautiful mistress. Yesterday she was nude in front of me and bent over to pick up something and I immediately ran over to her and did it doggy style.


So the one of the other two dogs said Well I suppose you're here to be put to sleep too. And the third dog said Not at all, I'm just here to get my claws polished.

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