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A man was walking in the park when he saw a woman with no arms and legs cring on a bench.


What's wrong? the man asked the cripple woman.


I have no arms and no legs so no one will hug me, the woman replied.


The man,felling sorry for her, picked her up hugged her and put her back down.


The next day the man was walking through park and again he saw the handicap woman cring on a bench.


What's wrong? the man asked.


I have no arms and no legs so no one will kiss me, she replied.


The man picked her up kissed her and set her back down.


The next day the man knew what was coming so he took a different trail at the park. But, somehow he ran into the woman yet again.


What's wrong? the man asked.


I have no arms and no legs so no one will screw me, the woman replied.


The man picked the woman up and threw her in a nearby river and said,Now your screwed.

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