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Little Johnny and his mom are at Sunday mass. When they are standing in the pew Johnny says, Mommy, I really feel sick and have to throw up!


So his mom says, Go outside run across the lawn and throw up behind the bushes. Johnny says, Okay.


He comes back in less than 30 seconds and his mom says, Johnny, did you go outside run across the lawn and throw up behind the bushes?


Johnny responds, No mom, I didn't have to because when I got to the door there was a box that said 'FOR THE SICK'

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