Marriage & Relationship Jokes

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last USD500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino
and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, Honey, pack your bags.
I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.
His wife say, That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?
He says, I don't care, just be gone when I get home.

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