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A woman awakens during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall.


She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and slowly takes a sip of his coffee. What's the matter, dear?, she whispers as she steps into the room. Why are you down here at this time of night?


Her husband looks up from his coffee,
Do you remember years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16? he asks solemnly.


Yes, I do she replies.


The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily to him. Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?


Yes, I remember says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.


The husband continues. Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?


I remember that too she replies softly.


He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, I would have gotten out today.

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