Blonde Jokes

A blonde was tired of being the b*tt of dumb blonde jokes, so she had her hair died black. After a day of shopping she was happy that she had not been the b*tt of any blonde jokes.


She decided to take a drive in the country, and came upon a shepard tending his flock. She approached the shepard and said that she always wanted a lamb.


He responded by saying that if she could guess the number of sheep in the flock, she could have a lamb for free.


She responded that there were 392 sheep.


Take your pick of the lambs


She said: I'd like the black and white one


He responded: I'll tell you what I will do. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my sheep dog back?

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