Blonde Jokes

A blonde is driving down the highway and she cuts off a truck driver. He starts honking and motions for her to pull over, so she does.


The truck driver says whadda you think you're doin' cuttin' me off like that? So he goes back to his truck and comes back with a stick of chalk. Next he draws a circle on the ground and tells the blonde to stand in the circle.


She does and so he slashes her tires. The blonde is smirking. So he bashes her windows with a bat. She is giggling. He decides thats the last straw and sets her car on fire. The blonde is laughing histarically.


Whats so funny, I just ruined your car?!the truck driver says.


The blonde replied when you weren't looking i stepped outta the circle 5 times!

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