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One night, a hobo was walking down the street looking for a place to stay. He knocks on someones door and asks if he can sleep on her couch.


O.K. but don't touch anything And she let him in.


In the middle of the night, her cat was waking him up so he shaved it.


The lady wakes up and says I told you not to touch anything. Go sleep in the barn.


In the middle of the night, a donkey was waking him up, so he slapped it.


The lady woke up and said I told you not to touch anything. Go sleep in the yard.


In the middle of the night, the laundry was waking him up, so he pulled it down and threw it to the side.


The lady woke up and said Thats it!!! I'm calling the police


When they got there, she told them He pulled down my underwear, slapped my ass, and shaved my p*ssy

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