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The Taco Bell Chihuahua and a few of his canine stars took a trip to Tijuana. They went to a bar and got a bit drunk. As they crossed back into the United States, the border guard stopped
them.


Nationality he said to Lassie.


Aamerrricannn slurred Lassie.


The border guard waved Lassie through. The guard asked each of the other three Hollywood dog stars the same question and waved them each
through.


When it was time for the Taco Bell Chihuahua to pass, our little star showed the guard his green card while wobbling from side to side. The guard studied it carefully and asked some questions of
the tipsy star.


The border guard was still suspicious so he said
I'll let you pass if you can use three words in a sentence.


No problem, senor our little star replied.


Okay, use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence.


The Chihuahua thought for a moment then said
the phone, it goes green, green, green, I pink
it up, and say yellow!

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