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There was a zoo keper. He woke up one morning and took out a list of jobs he had to do.


The first one was to feed the fish. But the fish had caught a spreading an infection so he through them into the lions den.


Then he had to get water for the chimps but they had all sufercated under a tree so he threw them all into the lions den.


Then he had to get the honey from the bees but they had ran out of honey to produce so he threw them all into the lions den.


Next there was a new lion arrival. when the new lion met the other lions it askes what do you eat here?


The other lion answered well we usally eat meat but today we ate fish, chimps and mushy bees!

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