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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman romance

Smart man + dumb woman affair

Dumb man + smart woman marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee profit

Smart boss + dumb employee production

Dumb boss + smart employee promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay USD2 for a USD1 item he needs.

A woman will pay USD1 for a USD2 item that she doesnt need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS and amp; STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



MEMORY

Any married man should forget his mistakes, theres no use in two people remembering the same thing.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt. A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.

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