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This letter is being sent to you because we know you are critically interested in your front lawn, and this summer season will soon be upon us.


This is a fertilizer club and will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the bottom of this list and cr*p on their front lawn. You wont be the only one there, so dont be embarrassed.


Then make five copies of this letter and send it to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns. You will not get any money or checks,
but within one week if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,216 people cr*pping on your front lawn.


Your reward will come next summer when you will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.


Mrs. Lucy Bowel

19 Bedpan Cover

Weymouth, Mass.



Mrs. Paula cr*pp

222 Enema Drive

Quincy, Mass



Mrs. Charles Syringe

109 Suppository Drive

Fink, Texas



Mrs. Smelly B. Hind

416 Diarrhea Way

Kansas City, Missouri



Mrs.O Howie Farts

896 r*ctum Road

Washington, DC



Actor Leanardo De cr*pio

Icecap Way

Hollywood, CA 96788



If you are constipated, merely pass this along to your neighbors. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN... One man didnt give a cr*p and lost his entire lawn!

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