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This letter is being sent to you because we know you are critically interested in your front lawn, and this summer season will soon be upon us.
This is a fertilizer club and will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the bottom of this list and cr*p on their front lawn. You wont be the only one there, so dont be embarrassed.
Then make five copies of this letter and send it to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns. You will not get any money or checks,
but within one week if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,216 people cr*pping on your front lawn.
Your reward will come next summer when you will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.
Mrs. Lucy Bowel
19 Bedpan Cover
Weymouth, Mass.
Mrs. Paula cr*pp
222 Enema Drive
Quincy, Mass
Mrs. Charles Syringe
109 Suppository Drive
Fink, Texas
Mrs. Smelly B. Hind
416 Diarrhea Way
Kansas City, Missouri
Mrs.O Howie Farts
896 r*ctum Road
Washington, DC
Actor Leanardo De cr*pio
Icecap Way
Hollywood, CA 96788
If you are constipated, merely pass this along to your neighbors. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN... One man didnt give a cr*p and lost his entire lawn!
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