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Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.


After one day:

The first worm, in alcohol---dead.

Second worm, in cigarette smoke---dead.

Third worm, in sperm---dead.

Fourth worm, in soil---alive.


Lesson:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.

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