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Once upon a time

A beautiful independent

Self assured princess

Happened upon a frog as she sat

Contemplating ecological issues

On the sh*res of an unpolluted pond

In a verdant meadow near her castle.




The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
And said: Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome Prince,

Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

And I will turn back

Into a dapper, young Prince that I am

And then, my sweet, we can marry

And setup housekeeping in yon castle
With my Mother,

Where you can prepare my meals,

Clean my clothes, bear my children

And forever feel grateful and happy doing so.



That night,

Over a dinner of lightly sauted frog's legs

Seasoned in a white wine

And onion cream sauce,

She chuckled to herself and thought:

I don't think so.

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