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One day Little Johnny was playing in the back yard. Curiously his Mom watched him out the window and observed his doing something peculiar.


He was pulling his wagon, then he would stop, pop a few M and amp;Ms in his mouth, bite the cat and pull his wagon away.


She watched as he repeated this 3 times. Then worried about his behavior she walked outside.


Little Johnny what on earth are you doing?


I'm pretending to be a truck driver, like Daddy is he explained.


What do you mean? she asked, baffled.


well I'm popping pills, eating p*ssy, and trucking on down the road.

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