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A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.
The bride rolled over and said, That was nice but tell me, what did my
p*ssy look like before you rooted it?
The husband replied Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.
That's nice honey she replied, What did it look like after you rooted
it?
Like a bulldog eating porridge the husband replied.

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