Miscellaneous Jokes

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat


Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything


California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet


Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)


Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good


Illinois: Please Don't pr*nounce the S


Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign


Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else


Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada: Wh*res and Poker!


New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey: You Want A %@!@!*! Motto? I Got Yer %@!@!*! Motto Right Here!


New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney ...


North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable


North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal


Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee: The Educashun State


Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)


Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont: Yep


Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!


Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese


Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!

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