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There are two polite people having dinner together.


On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish.


They politely say to each other: You may choose first.


No, you may choose first.


And this goes on for a while.


Then the first person says: OK, I'll take first.


And he takes the BIG piece of fish.


The second person: Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!


The first person says: Which piece would *you* have taken?


The second person replies: Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of course.


The first person says: Well, that's what you have now!

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