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It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised on television about six time a day. I was still living at home with my parents saving money for college.


One afternoon after a hard day of construction and before dinner I took a nice hot shower.


After drying off I spotted a new spray can on the bathroom shelf. The label read SafeGuard and I was so surprised that my mom had bought some of that new deodorant so I sprayed a liberal amount under each arm.


When I entered the kitchen, where mom was fixing dinner, I thanked her for getting some new spray deodorant but also complained that it was pretty sticky and I didn't know if I really liked it yet.


Her response still rings in my ears.. I didn't buy any spray deodorant, but I did buy some of that new bandage spray, SafeGuard!


After shaving my arm pits in order to lift my arms and hours of laughing by my entire family I realized that RightGuard and SafeGuard were not the same thing.

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