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A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe
his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.


He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived. As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, You can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!


With out missing a beat, he retorted You're telling me I'm not sterile!

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