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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.


Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, Now, boys, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.


Yes, sir, the boys said. Then why is it that
while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?


A little fellow shouted, 'Cause yer feet ain't
empty.

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