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A young couple had gone to bed and as the wife turned off the light they heard a knock on the door.


Grumbling, the husband got out of bed and went down the stairs and opened the front door.


There on the front porch was a drunken man. The man stumbled up to the husband and put his hand on his shoulder saying, I need a push.


The husband said to the man, You're drunk. Go home. He shut the door and walked back up the stairs.


As he was climbing back into bed, his wife asked him who was at the door. He claimed that it was only a drunken man who said that he needed a push.


His wife, sympathetic for the man, said to her husband, Put your clothes on and go down there. He probably just needs a push to get home.


With a moan of protest, the husband got dressed and headed back down the stairs. He poked his head out the front door but he didn't see the man.


He called out to the man and he responded. Where ARE you? the husband asked. Over here on the swing,answered the old man.

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