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Two men were sitting next to each-other at a bar and one said to the other:


I couldn't help listening to you when you ordered your beer. And from the sound of ya, I'm thinking that you're from Mother Ireland.


Yes, that I am, said the other guy.


And where about in Ireland might you be from, asked the first Irishman?


I'm from Dublin, I am, said the second guy. Sure and begorrah, and so am I, said the first guy.


And on what street did you live in Dublin? asked the guy on the left. A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old part of town, answered the guy sitting on the right.


Faith and it's a small world. So did I. And to what school would you have been going asked the first guy?


I went to St. Mary's, of course, and graduated in 1964, answered the second guy. Lord be with us, I, too, graduated St. Mary's in 1964,
said the first guy.


The good Lord must be smiling down upon us. I can harly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.


Just then, another fellow walked in, took a stool at the other end of the bar and ordered a beer.


Beer in hand, the bartender walked over to the new customer muttering, It's going to be a long night, tonight. The Murphy twins are drunk
again.

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