Miscellaneous Jokes
On a Plumbers truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Pizza shop slogan:
7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
Hello. Can we pick your nose?
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
At a laundry shop:
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close
the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.
At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place.
On a taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a muf*ler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
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