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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.


The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last USD600 dollars to go out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. On leaving, she tells her sister, When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.


The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for USD599, no less. After paying him, he drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.


She walks into the telegraph office, but because she has little experience at sending telegrams, she asks the telegraph operator to help, explaining, I want to send a telegram to my sister telling that I've bought a bull for our ranch and want her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it
home.


The telegraph operator says that he'll be glad to help her, and adds, It's just 99 cents a word.


But after paying for the bull, the brunette has only USD1 left. She realizes that she'll be able to send her sister only one word.


After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable'.


The telegraph operator shakes his head. How is she ever going to know what you want her to do if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?


The brunette explains, My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow.

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