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An engineer took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck
wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained to the engineer that as ducks age their
upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the
animal to pick up it's food. What you need to do is gently file the upper
bill down even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful because
the duck's nostrils are located in the upper bill and if you file down too
far, when the duck takes a drink of water it will drown.


The engineer goes about his business and about a week later the Doctor
runs into his patient. Well, how is that duck of yours? the Doctor
inquires. He's dead. declared the heartbroken engineer. I told you not
to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink of water and drowned
didn't he? insisted the Doctor.


No. lamented the engineer. I think he was dead before I took him out
of the vise.

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