Miscellaneous Jokes

1970: LONG HAIR

2000: LONGING FOR HAIR


1970: THE PERFECT HIGH

2000: THE PERFECT HIGH YIELD MUTUAL FUND


1970: KEG

2000: EKG


1970: ACID ROCK

2000: ACID REFLUX


1970: MOVING TO California BECAUSE IT'S COOL

2000: MOVING TO California BECAUSE IT'S WARM


1970: GROWING POT

2000: GROWING POT BELLY


1970: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE FLIGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS

2000: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE FLIGHT WITH YOUR CHILDREN


1970: TRYING TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR

2000: TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR


1970: SEEDS AND STEMS

2000: ROUGHAGE


1970: POPPING PILLS, SMOKING JOINTS

2000: POPPING JOINTS


1970: OUR PRESIDENT'S STRUGGLE WITH FIDEL

2000: OUR PRESIDENT'S STRUGGLE WITH FIDELITY


1970: PARR

2000: AARP


1970: KILLER WEED

2000: WEED KILLER


1970: HOPING FOR A BMW

2000: HOPING FOR A BM


1970: THE GRATEFUL DEAD

2000: DR. KEVORKIAN


1970: GETTING OUT TO A NEW HIP JOINT

2000: GETTING A NEW HIP JOINT


1970: ROLLING STONES

2000: KIDNEY STONES


1970: BEING CALLED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE

2000: CALLING THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE


1970: SCREW THE SYSTEM

2000: UPGRADE THE SYSTEM


1970: PEACE SIGN

2000: MERCEDES LOGO


1970: PARENTS BEG YOU TO GET A HAIRCUT

2000: CHILDREN BEG YOU TO GET THEIR HEADS SHAVED


1970: PASSING THE DRIVERS TEST

2000: PASSING THE VISION TEST


1970: WHATEVER

2000: DEPENDS

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