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The guitarist B.B. King had been on a six month world tour. The day he came home also happened to be his birthday. So his girlfriend thought she'd give him a very special present to show how much she loved him. She got the letter B tattooed on both cheeks of her butt. When B.B. King came home there she was, dressed in her sexiest clothing.


Welcome home honey, she said. Sit down. I've got a very special present for you, baby.


She pulled her panties down, turned around, and wriggled her as* in his face.


WHAT THE fcK???!!! he shouted. WHO THE HELL'S BOB???

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