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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, I
want to open a d*mn checking account.


The astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?


Listen up, d*mn it. I said I want to open a d*mn checking account now!


I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
bank. The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform
him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen
to foul language.


They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
Sir, what seems to be the problem here?


There is no d*mn problem, the man says. I just won 50 million bucks in
the d*mn lottery and I want to open a d*mn checking account in this d*mn bank,
okay?


I see, says the manager, and this b*tch is giving you a hard time?

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