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Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, Your b*tt is getting really big. I bet your b*tt is bigger than the barbecue.


With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measured the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.


Yes, I was right, your b*tt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!


The wife chose to ignore the husband. Later that
night in bed Glenn was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.


What's wrong? he asks.


She answers, Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

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