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A man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them
in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to
answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.


He tried and tried to dig it out but he only pushed it
in deeper. After hours of trying they became worried and
decided to go to hospital. As they were out the door,
their daughter came home with her date.


After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out. The young man shoved two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother
and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.


The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter
and he went to the kitchen for something to eat.


Once he was gone the mother turned to the father.
The mother said, That's wonderful. Isn't he smart?
What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?


The father replied From the smell of his fingers,... our son in-law!

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