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Once upon a time there was a mother who was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.


She heard the train stop and her son said All of you sons of girls who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! All of you
sons of girls who are getting on, get your in the train, cause we're going down the tracks.


The mother went in and told her son We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO hours!! When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.


Two hours later the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and the mother hears her son say All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and I hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.


She hears the little boy continue, For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Please remember, no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. As the mother began to smile, the child added, For those of you who are p*ssed off at the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen.

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