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Bob and Bill are driving down the road going about 85 mph. Up comes a red light and Bob goes right through it.


Bill turnes to Bob and says, What the hell are you doing?


Bob says, Don't worry -- my brother does it all the time.


So on they go, and -- bam! -- 85 mph through another red light!


Again, Don't worry, my brother does it all the time!


Then they're driving along coming up on another red light, and wham -- it turns green. Bob jams on the breaks and skids to a stop!


Bill looks over and says, What the hell is wrong with you, monkey? The d*mn light is green. Why did you stop?


Bob says, My brother may have been coming the other way!

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