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A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, Honey, your b*tt is getting really big. I bet it is as big as the gas grill now.


The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the gas grill and amp; then measured his wife's butt. Yep, he said, Just what I thought, just about the same size!


The wife got very upset and amp; decided to let him do the gardening alone.


She went inside and amp; didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day. That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and said, How about it honey? How about a little loving?


The wife rolled over and amp; turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.


What's the matter? he asked.


To which she replied, You don't think I am going to fire up this big as* grill for one little weenie, do you?

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