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There was a sheriff looking for a new deputy, and a Redneck went in to apply for the job.


OK, said the sheriff, What is 1+1?


The redneck thought for a minute, and finally said, 11.


The sheriff asked, What two days of the week start with the letter T?


The redneck said, That's easy, Today and Tomorrow.


The sheriff said, Now the last question, who killed Abraham Lincoln?


The redneck thought really hard, and at last said, I don't know.


The sheriff smiled and said, Well, why don't you go home and work on that.


So the redneck went home and his wife asked him how it
went. The redneck replied, Great! He already put me
on a murder case!

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