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Come have a look over here, says Paddy, it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87. Good blood, those O'Grady's!


That's nothing, says Sean. Here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died. Aye, those O'Tooles are a hardy bunch, they are!


Just then, Shamus yells out,


Forget him, here's a fella that lived to be 145 years old!


What was his name? ask Paddy and amp; Sean.


Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims,


Miles from Dublin!

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