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The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding.


As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. What are those for? she asked suspiciously.


I'm a juggler, the man replied. I use those in my act.


Well, show me, the officer demanded.


The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer.


Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now.

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