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One day as 10 Navy dudes were rowing a boat, the strain of every stroke showing on their faces, the first mate appeared on the deck. 'I've got good news and bad news,' he said.


'The good news is we see an Island so we're going to stop, drink rum, hunt a couple wild boars and have a feast.'


The Navy guys whispered in happines, all but one, who asked 'what is the bad news?'


Well,' the first mate replied, 'tommorrow the captain wants to go waterskiing!'

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