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A good lookin' fella is in a car accident. He
loses his eye! Unfortunately, he couldn't
afford a glass eye, so he bought a wood eye. He
stays home for several months very depressed
when finally his friends talk him into going to
a dance. He reluctantly goes and stays in the
corner all night. Finally, his friends convince
him to dance with a gal with a harelip standing over in the other corner, who also hasn't danced all evening . He walks over and says, 'Would you like to dance?'
She says in a southern accent, 'Would I! Would
I!' and he screams, 'Harelip!! Harelip!!'

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