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Ole and Lena were enjoying their morning coffee when a knock at the door
revealed the census taker on his rounds. He was welcomed and seated at the
table and served coffee and smultringer. Then he began his recording,
getting full names and details on the pair and when he asked about how many
children they had, Lena said, Yust a minute and called out, Helga, Olga,
Sven, Olaf, Haakon, Tosten, Ingeborg, Marit, Erik og Hans, come in here!
And the kitchen filled up with twins,to the amazement of the census taker.


After he had finished recording all their details, he nervously turned to
Lena and asked, Mrs. Olsen, did you get twins every time?


Lena blushed a little and whispered, Oh no, dere vas tousands times ve got
notting!

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