A German, Italian and Redneck on death row

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There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck from Arkansas on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1 was to be shot

2 was to be hung

3 was to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

So the German said,Shoot me right in the head.(Boom, he was dead
instantly).

Then the Italian said, Just hang me. (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, Give me some of that AIDS stuff. They gave him the
shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and
wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said Give me another
one of those shots, so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears
rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

So finally the warden said, What the hell is wrong with you?

The Redneck replied, You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom.

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