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Judy asks her husband, Zeek, if he'd like breakfast.


How about bacon and eggs, or a slice of toast with some grape jam, she says.


I'm not hungry, Zeek says. It's the v*agra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite.


At lunch time, Judy asks, Would you like a bowl of soup or a ham and cheese sandwich?


I'm not hungry, Zeek says. It's the v*agra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite.


At dinner time, Judy offers to run to the cafe.


I could pick you up a burger and fries, or even chicken fingers and nachos, she says.


No thanks, Zeek says. It's the v*agra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite.


Well, can you please get off of me? she says. I'm starving!

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