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Penis Tax


The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is p*ssed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole.


It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2000, penises will be taxedaccording to size.


The brackets are as follows:


10-12 Luxury Tax

8-10 Pole Tax

5-8 Privilege Tax

4-5 Nuisance Tax


Males exceeding 12 must file under capital gains.


Anyone under 4 is eligible for a refund.


PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!


Issues still under consideration are as follows:


Are there penalties for early withdrawal?

Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

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